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Two Kids Learn To Cuss
Another email I received from a friend that I wanted to share. Not as thought provoking as my last email post, but it made me laugh and I thought you might enjoy a laugh too.
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A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
“You Know what?” says the 6 year-old. “I think it’s about time we started cussing”
The 4 year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year-old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with ‘hell’ and you say something with ‘ass’.
The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,”Aw hell Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts,”You can stay in there until I let you out.”
She then comes back downstairs, Looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”
“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be Cheerios.”
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Savvy Source For Parents:
an oldie but a goodie!
haha…I think it must be a GUY thing lol (thinking it was the cheerios that got him in trouble).
No offense.
By the way, that comment was based off my family…so maybe I should rephrase before I get beaten with a stick? A guy in my family type of thing. lol.
Very funny.
: ^ )
I still keep thinking about that soggy carrot though (from your previous post).
Report that mom for child abuse! And for having a fat ass!
It’s not the boys fault if mom has a big butt…
Peace,
Joey
http://www.daddybrain.wordpress.com
That’s hilarious. Although, hell and ass aren’t on my list of bad cuss words. I was little concerned when our two year old started saying “shit.” Luckily he hasn’t said it in a while. But I think he dropped the F-bomb the other day.
Nice, Tyler. I was at work, on the phone with a customer when I read this, and I’m sure that my customer was wondering what I was laughing at. My boss liked it too.
Of my immediate Daddy Blogger circle, I think you’re the only one that hasn’t commented on my social media site - we’re missing your input. *nudge*
where’s the edit comment function? I meant social media post, not site…
LOL! My kid has yet to drop either of those words, but he already moved on to the f-bomb and shit, so maybe he’s beyond the easy ones?
He should have said, “F… this I want me some Cocoa Puffs B….” Get your moneys worth. LOL! No cussing in this house, stupid and darn are capital offenses apparently with our girls. Also stupid is very very bad.
This one seriously made me laugh out loud!
Thanks everyone for your comments!
My daughter has not started saying any black-listed words around the Wainright house, but you better believe that when she does, there will be some recourse.
I’ll have to hold back the laughter long enough to let her know that she can’t say certain things. I have a lot to look forward to don’t I?