8 Children's Books Your Kids Don't Need To Read

Reading to your children is a wonderful and nurturing pastime that helps with your child’s learning and speech development. However, you might want to make sure your little bundle of joy doesn’t get their hands on any of following books. On a side note, I’m not sure why the Elmo book is printed on “super-sturdy pages”…enjoy.

Elmo Experiments

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Learn To Pimp

Run Away From Home

Curious George Finds The Secret

Dr, Seuss’s SEX

The Little Engine That Couldn’t

Paddington Gets Tanked

I’m not sure where I came across these images but I’m not the original owner. I’d like to give the owner/creator the proper credit but I’m not sure who that is. If you know of the original source please let me know in the comments below. Thank you!

Tagged as: book, child, humor

simplefather

I always thought Paddington was tanked anyway. Good to see he finally came clean and admits the he's a drunk.

Tyler

That's the first step to recovery right?

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DCUrbanDad

If Elmo was that big I would run away too.

Colin

If you have a toddler who will celebrate his birthday soon, you should consider an Elmo themed birthday party.

Everybody loves Elmo-he is cute and cuddly, and talks like a toddler! That is why he is the perfect character for your child's birthday theme. If you are interest in some ideas for having an Elmo themed birthday party, here are some useful tips.

8 Children’s Books Your Kids Don’t Need To Read